Forget Murphy, these are mine:
1. The night you first wear your new scrubs you will get blood/vomit/feces/urine, etc on them.
Same goes for new shoes.
2. Wearing white = major trauma. Or at least a very messy child birth.
3. Never, ever, ever make the following statements: "I hope we have a quiet night", "No one better be in labor", or (worst) "I hope he/she doesn't die on my shift, I just can't handle it tonight".
4. If you have no tie to put your hair up, you will inevitably be involved in some activity requiring it to be out of your face - i.e. messy wound, C-section, etc.
5. The night you put on no makeup and do nothing with your hair, you will care for an attractive guy your age. Don't worry, he did something stupid to get there anyways, you don't want to date him.
6. Your co-workers will always be there to help you, if you are always there to help them.
Ya'll may think I'm crazy, but it's true :)
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Is this the day you woke up at 5:00 and was at work by 5:30?
You are a great kid.
7. The day of your performance review, you will have your first migraine headache, and will puke minutes before the review begins.
8. ALL cute doctors are married, all ugly docs are single. this applies to male and female doctors.
9. Some days everything will go right at the hospital, but it will be on your day off.
Yes, I agree about the doctors with the exception that a cute doctor who happens to be single will also be a jerk.
People should read this.
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